Tap, tap, tap, hello? Hello? Is this mic on? Ahem…
You're a mean one, N-D-P
You really are some heels
You pretend to be so awesome, but keep hurting the econ’my, N-D-P
Paying off unions with billions in sweetheart deals!
You’re a shim-sham, N-D-P
Your plan’s an empty hole
You love your jiggery-pokery, you overtax our poor souls, N-D-P
I wouldn't re-elect you into any kind of role!
You're a dumb one, N-D-P
Hiking taxes and claiming surplus
You fought the needed pipeline, now Alberta wants to leave, N-D-P
Your anti-everything stances cause jobs and investment to flee!
You're a harsh one, N-D-P
Stranding Massey drivers for miles
Stripping workers of secret ballots, forcing prop rep down our throats, N-D-P
Raising car insurance and carbon tax all the while!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
To all of you Orca readers out there (yes, even you, David Eby), Merry Christmas!
Jordan Bateman has a long history of public policy work, championing small business and fiscal responsibility. Currently the Vice President, Communications & Marketing for the Independent Contractors and Business Association (ICBA), Jordan also served six years as the B.C. Director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, and was a two-term Langley Township Councillor
